Harry Potter and the American Vacation

[My husband asked me this morning: "What would it be like if Harry and Dracena decided to 'muggle it up' on a vacation to America?" We kind of D&D roleplayed what we thought would happen, and this

[My husband asked me this morning: "What would it be like if Harry and Dracena decided to 'muggle it up' on a vacation to America?" We kind of D&D roleplayed what we thought would happen, and this was the result.] Dracena Malfoy-Potter was beginning to suspect that Muggles were insane. Not merely limited, as her father had always maintained, or charmingly nonmagical, as her husband occasionally suggested. No. Insane. Completely, utterly, spectacularly insane. She had voluntarily entrusted her li